I’ve listened to all the Harry Potter books, but I’m going back and reading them now that they’re finally available as ebooks. One thing that bugs me about the first book is how corny some things are. Here are some examples:
A Beginners’ Guide to Transfiguration by Emeric Switch
One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi by Phyllida Spore
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander
The Dark Forces: A Guide to Self-Protection by Quentin Trimble
Curses and Counter-curses by Professor Vindictus Viridian
I don’t remember the latter books being so corny. My wife thinks I’m a bit crazy for being bothered by it, but am I alone in this?
Your house: Ravenclaw. It’s close between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, but I choose Ravenclaw.
Your favorite character from the trio: Hermoine, for sure
Three other favorite characters: Luna, Dobby, McGonagall
Least favorite character: Umbridge. I can’t believe J.K. let her live.
Favorite book: Deathly Hallows
One favorite moment: The part where Ron returns to the camp and Hermonie is uber pissed.
How you were introduced to the series: My wife was first interested in them. I’ve never actually read any of them (yet), but I’ve listened to them all. I plan to read them once the e-books are released on Pottermore.
What would your favorite lesson be? Transfiguration
Favorite professor: Professor McGonagall
Which hallow would you take? Cloak of Invsibility
Which character are you most like? Ron? Maybe.
Three spells you’d like to be able to perform: Accio, Reparo, Incendio
Would you have entered your name in the Goblet of Fire? No.
Would you have played Quidditch? No.
What form would your Patronus take? Maybe a dolphin?
What would be your profession in the wizarding world? I think the Hogwarts Library would be a great place to work!